- Stop this! What are you doing here? What do you want?
- We seek only to help you.
- To do what?
- To win the war.
- Really? Which war?
- I do not understand.
- This war? Against the Nazis? Or your war? The war against the rest of the Universe? The war against all life-forms that are not Dalek?
- I do not understand. I am your soldier.
- Oh, yeah? OK. OK, soldier, defend yourself!
- You do not require tea?